Friday, February 18th, 2005
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1:28 pm - yayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
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9:22 pm - Hahahah ohhh no.
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Today the saddest thing ever happened.
My dad has this thing where he wakes me up like FIVE MINUTES before my alarm goes off... so today that happened. After I got out of bed, I went onto the school website to see if it was a snow day because it was snowing a bit last night. So I go and look and yay! It says school is cancelled because of the snow!
AND THEN MY ALARM WENT OFF.
THE SNOW DAY WAS JUST A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
AFTER MY DAD CAME INTO MY ROOM I WENT BACK TO SLEEP FOR 5 MINUTES AND DREAMED THAT I WOKE UP AND THAT I CHECKED AND IT SAID SCHOOL WAS CANCELLED.
Then when I really woke up, I ACTUALLY went to check and SCHOOL WAS NOT CANCELLED. Ahahaha I had to go for the full 8 hours today, when I thought that it was TOTALLY CANCELLED.
I guess I REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted a snow day that I DREAMED THAT THERE WAS ONE.
It was seriously so real that I think if my alarm hadn't gone off I wouldn't have gotten out of bed and all day I would have just thought that it really happened.
Aahahahahahaha worst day in the world.
current mood:  annoyed
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Thursday, January 13th, 2005
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12:45 am - Hooray!
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Friday, December 17th, 2004
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4:24 pm
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YESTERDAY A MAN TRIED TO RETURN USED PLAYBOY DVDS TO MY STORE.
Edit: I am done my exams.
current mood:  discontent
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Thursday, December 9th, 2004
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12:16 am - Hoooooooly shit
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I pretty much just stole this from System 86's journal...
BUT APPARENTLY DIMEBAG FROM PANTERA JUST GOT MURDERED AT HIS SHOW.
I know none of you really like that band or anything but that is FUCKING INSANE.
I seriously CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
current mood:  shocked
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Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
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1:08 pm - yikes
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Today something weird happened that was right out of a scary movie.
I was trying to kill time today because I didn't want to go to my last class, so I was just kind of walking around school. At my school there's a way to get from one building to another without going outside, but that path was closed for construction... so I tried to find the way through on one of the higher floors.
Anyway I kind of got lost ahahaha and I ended up just walking up this giant stone stairway that's like a billion years old. Every floor I got to was just teacher's offices, so I kept going higher and higher. I eventually reached the very top, and it was pretty dark and didn't really go anywhere.
It just led to this one door. So before I realized this was stupid and it wasn't going to take me anywhere, I started walking towards the door... then I realized that something was crunching under my feet as I walked.
I looked down...
AND THERE WERE DEAD FLIES AND BEES ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
aaaaaaaahahaha so after freaking out, I thought to myself "Where are they coming from?"
So I looked up...
and there were two big "school lights" in the ceiling...
and they were fucking COVERED WITH LITERALLY HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF FLIES.
IT WAS SO WEIRD AND SCARY. That was why it was dark. THERE WERE SO MANY FLIES ON THE LIGHTS THAT THEY WAS GETTING BLACKED OUT. I was afraid they were going to fall into my eyes or something.
I was like 100% certain that Mephistopheles was going to materialize in front of me and offer to do my bidding in exchange for my soul.
It didn't happen though.
But anyway, I am now sure that behind that door is the black magic wing of the school hahahaahaha
That's pure X-Files shit right there.
current mood: shocked
current music: Soundgarden - Overfloater
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Monday, November 29th, 2004
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1:20 am - It's official!!!
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I realized why I don't like to write essays.
Because I don't like to argue. It's annoying. People who want to argue with me about things? Annoying.
Also, I hate it because I am ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT with MY TEACHER who is AN EXPERT ON THE TOPIC THEREFORE ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY IS SHIT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND SHE KNOWS 90 TIMES MORE STUFF ABOUT IT THAN I DO.
Usually I just don't care enough to actually have an opinion on things like TRAGIC DRAMA FROM 1600 so all of my essays are awful.
If I were able to write about something like... "reasons why you should like this awesome thing that I like" then that would be an actual argument ahahahaa. But when it's like "THE CITY OF ATHENS WAS TRULY GREAT BECAUSE... BLAH BLAH BLAH SPARTA HOPLITES EARTHENWARE PENTAKOSTIOIMEDEMNOI (REAL WORD) LYCURGUS THUCYDIDES OLIVE TREES THRACE PEGASUS"
Okay, I like Pegasus.
Also, WHY DO ALL OF THESE PLAYS FROM THE 1600'S HAVE TO BE TRAGEDIES?
HERE IS A SUMMARY OF EVERY PLAY I HAVE HAD TO READ THIS YEAR:
- SOME GUYS ARE ON THE STAGE
- EVERYONE IS NOW DEAD
- END
In other news, people seriously need to calm down with this anti-gay shit. I was on a movie site looking up that movie Alexander to see what people have to say about it... and anyway on the message board for that movie someone brought up the topic of Alexander possibly being gay
and people went fucking nuts.
All these people were like "how could you DIMINISH such a great man by accusing him of being gay!!!"
ahahaha AND this one guy said something like "He couldn't have been gay! In those days you'd be THROWN TO THE LIONS for being gay. JUST LIKE TODAY."
Note that that was the MOST FALSE STATEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD for a number of reasons.
I don't know, I just don't see why people CARE about what other people do in their homes. It's not like these anti-gay people even interact with gay people AT ALL in their lives, so why do they care what they do?
I don't know whatever, everyone knows this stuff, but I just can't believe that there are ACTUAL PEOPLE who SERIOUSLY BELIEVE that gay people are "ruining our society" and all that jazz.
Also I hate it when people say things like "Man, religion is BAD! And STUPID! (this) and (this) wouldn't have happened if it weren't for religion! We should get rid of it! Lets go smoke and dye our hair."
AHHHHHAA did you like that last bit?
In summary:
Gay people: yes
Various religions: yes
Crazy, crazy religious people who hate gay people: no
And with that, it is bedtime.
current mood:  tired
current music: kanye from work like 9 hours ago
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Monday, November 22nd, 2004
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12:51 am - MY BABY FELL DOWN AT HIS BASKETBALL GAME
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Why is Will Smith's mom from Fresh Prince in a commercial for defibrillators?
Also, I saw Brent's girlfriend (fiance?) in a show about David Suzuki.
That's about it for now.
(I hate when people write USELESS ENTRIES LIKE 19 TIMES A DAY ABOUT NOTHING INTERESTING WHATSOEVER and check out this shit hahaha)
Time to write an essay (1 am.)
current mood:  bored
current music: some No Doubt in my head or something who cares
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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
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12:18 am
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So I've been watching the election results tonight and it's funny how different a federal election is in the States in comparison to the way we do it here in "The Great White North."
On TV they keep talking about these crazy electronic voting booths with computers and all this other crazy crap (which I hear can give you genital warts...) ahaha but here we have NOTHING LIKE THAT.
We recently had a federal election and it went a little something like this:
"Hello voter. Welcome to that high school down the street from your house. Please take your paper ballot and this little pencil that we stole from a mini golf course and make your way behind that old science fair display. When you are done, please fold your ballot and return it to the librarian you had in kindergarten and she will put your vote into the box marked hockey raffle federal election."
Something like that anyway.
Also, on my ballot there was a communist/leninist option. No joke.
Aahahahaha Canada is seriously fucking awesome.
current mood: tired
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Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
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4:04 pm - HEY!
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Everyone! I talked to Ashley today... JEALOUS?
Note for all:
***IF YOU DON'T KNOW ASHLEY MOGG, DISREGARD***
News: She is in Edmonton with Zettel and they are staying with her sister (not Brianna... another one who I had NO IDEA EVEN EXISTED. Half sister or some jive... related to that dude who eats onions like an apple I DON'T KNOW.) until they get an apartment.
Ummm yeah that's really the only thing I learned and it is possible that some of you already knew this anyway... but if not then THERE YOU GO.
Also, I went to the zoo on Sunday and there was a deer that had balls that looked like a brain. Gross.
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Sunday, September 26th, 2004
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4:27 pm - I am totally awesome.
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Last night Norm and I went to his cousin's wedding party thing with basically his entire family. Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins... everyone.
Norm's cousins got one of his friends to play guitar and sing, but this guy was different than the average "guy who plays weddings." He had props and stuff for all of his songs, so for example, he played a Willie Nelson song and had a bandana with long braids. That kind of thing.
So when he played "That's Amore" he got out a chef's hat. He was turned around, so I couldn't see the front of it, but I saw there was some green on it, and considering what song he was playing I assumed it had an Italian flag on it.
So I say "Hey look it's your mom's hat." (Because she is Italian, idiots.)
And the guy turns around
And right across the front of the hat
it says
"Kitchen Bitch"
That's right. I called my boyfriend's mom a bitch in front of his ENTIRE FAMILY.
You better believe that was probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.
SO EMBARASSING.
Aaaaaaahahahahaha I don't even know if anyone heard me but I was SO AFRAID and didn't know what to do.
current mood:  embarrassed
current music: THAT'S AMORE.
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Sunday, September 19th, 2004
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10:58 pm - My Weekend
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So basically I'm really cool and got my teeth out I went outside ONCE in the past four days. To go to Blockbuster. I have honestly never watched that many movies/TV ever in my life.
Here is the list:
Underworld
Stealing Harvard
Starsky and Hutch
Bowling for Columbine
SNL Best of Christopher Walken
Existenz
Secret Window
The Game
Season One of the Osbournes
Half of Season Two of the Osbournes
One disc of Futurama Season Four
Ummm ten million TV shows that I don't remember now.
Oh god I watched part of an episode of The Man Show and it seeeeeriouslyyyy freaked me out. Now, I've seen that show before and ohhh man this was weird. Okay, I didn't see the beginning of the bit, but I THINK what was going on was they were trying to get hot girls to make dirty guys do whatever they say. I THINK what was going on was that this girl was modelling bikinis for this guy to see if he would be stupid enough to buy them for her. ANYWAY they had a "hidden camera" in the change room and ahhhhhhh the guy didn't know it was there and AHHHHHH every time the girl left the guy was SNIFFING THE CROTCH OF THE BATHING SUITS THAT SHE TRIED ON. It was so so soooo SO fucking creepy. The guy didn't know the camera was on him or anything but ohhhh god I wanted to murder him and I don't even know what to say about it because I was going to barf and I am going to barf again right now. Like honestly HOW GROSS ARE YOU ahahaha that you ACTUALLY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE. OKAY I AM DYING HERE BECAUSE I AM REMEMBERING IT. It's not even like he just did it ONCE or something, it was like... EIGHT DIFFERENT BIKINIS AND HE SMELLED THEM ALL AND HE WAS SO OLD AND DIRTY AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And this woman was just some STRANGER that he didn't know and ahhhhhhhhh how many people are out there i don't even know ahhhhh.
Also, people overreact about the whole "getting your wisdom teeth out" thing. In the beginning I was really freaked out because everyone I talked to was like "OH NO YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN PAIN FOR WEEKS AND YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE ALL BRUISED AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE PAIN PILLS FOR SO LONG AND HOPEFULLY THEY DON'T GET INFECTED OHHHH MAN."
Well, it's been 4 days since the whole thing started, and honestly, I'm pretty much totally fine now. Yesterday was the only day that it actually hurt, and even then it wasn't that bad. Today I stopped taking the Tylenol 3 and I'm okay. I might take some other stuff if it starts hurting but I don't know. I don't have any bruises at all and my face is a little swollen but it's not that bad. I can eat normal food now I guessssssss but the thing that sucks is I'm afraid that the damn holes are going to rip open. Yesterday I ate pizza and I was alright. Basically what I'm saying is I am the master of healing and surgery.
BYE.
current mood: bored
current music: that man makes me want to barf
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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
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4:59 pm
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
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8:56 pm - I sound like that time Elaine yelled at the neighbour's dog
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When I was really little, I used to watch Alice in Wonderland alllllllll the time. There's one thing in that movie that used to drive me nuttttssssss. There was this riddle in it, something like "When is a raven like a writing desk?"
AND IT USED TO DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW THE ANSWER.
I asked my mom when I was like 5 and she had no idea.
THIS RIDDLE HAS BEEN PLAGUING MY MIND FOR 15 YEARS.
So, this year for school I am taking a Children's Literature class and we have to read the book. In it, there are some notes by Lewis Carroll and as a result of reading this book...
I NOW KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE WORLD'S GREATEST MYSTERY, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE OR SINCE.
In other news, I am getting my teeth out tomorrow and I want to barf.
I am getting my teeth out tomorrow AND I am losing my voice. I would like to be able to tell you all that my voice is gone as a result of yelling at that fucking noisy child, OR from screaming at my retardo neighbours, but instead the cause of my voice loss has now become the NEW greatest mystery the world has ever seen. Or, I just don't know anything about anything. It's really making me angry though, because this means I won't be able to eat or talk for the next week. I am hot.
current mood:  blah
current music: Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
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Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
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9:53 pm
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out on Thursday.
current mood: worried
current music: Kiss - Detroit Rock City
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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
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11:47 pm
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I just got back from Mexico and I am SO TIRED because I have been up since 4 am and there were a lot of airports and planes today.
So I will update better... later.
But for now, just know that the MAIN SPONSOR of ALL MEXICAN TV CHANNELS is "The Natural Bra." You know that thing... "as seen on tv" it's a bra that's 2 jello triangles that stick to your boobs and clip together, I don't know, but I thought it was weird that it got THAT MUCH airtime. Seriously, EVERY CHANNEL had at least ONE COMMERCIAL OF NATURAL BRA IN EACH COMMERCIAL BREAK.
Also I caused a few scenes because I don't understand spanish AT ALL. There was a huge ordeal about butter and I didn't even really care that much.
Also I WAS SO MAD THAT THEY SAID IT WAS ITALIAN BUFFET NIGHT WHEN IT WAS REALLY SOME GARBAGE LIKE "MEATS OF ALL LANDS" OR SOMETHING OH GOD I HATED IT. I WAS SERIOUSLY SO SO SO SO SO ANGRY.
THE WORST THING EVER IS WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO REALLY GOOD FOOD AND THEN WHAT DO YOU GET? MASHED POTATOES WITH SPINACH IN THEM? YES. THAT IS WHAT YOU GET, APPARENTLY. That's like, on your birthday you're supposed to get a big chocolate cake and then your mom comes back from the store with a fucking raspberry and kiwi FLAN or some shit ahahaha I am so tired this is the worst grammar and evvvvverything.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am tired! OTHERWISE THE TRIP WAS FUN MORE LATER
The air conditioner or the water heater or something is broken, I have to go empty some jug. FELIZ NAVIDAD, FRAN DRESCHER (AKA TV'S "THE NANNY")
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current mood:  exhausted
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Friday, August 20th, 2004
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10:26 pm - PLANES
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Tomorrow:
8:00 am Toronto - 9:00 am Chicago
10:10 am Chicago - 2:11 pm Mexico City
9:35 pm Mexico City - 10:35 Acapulco!!!!
I have to wake up at 4:30 am.
As you can see I am stuck in Mexico City for SEVEN HOURS. Ahahaha hooray for flying on planes/being in airports for over 12 hours.
Things to do (in this order, everyday):
- sleep
- eat
- swim
- eat
- nap
- jacuzzi
- eat
- lie on beach
- laugh out loud (LOL :|) because there is no school or work for 7 days.
- eat
- nap
- jacuzzi
- eat
- sleep
I hope I don't run out of money and die.
I will be back in a week. Until then, keep reaching for the stars, friends!!!
In other news, today I got a free HOUSTON (THAT MCDONALDS GUY) shirt today from work. AHAHAHAHA GLORIOUS.
current mood:  excited
current music: I LIKE THAT I LIKE THAT
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Thursday, August 12th, 2004
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3:00 am - DON'T BE SCARED
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SUMMER SCHOOL
DONE.
ALL ESSAYS DONE.
I WROTE TWO ESSAYS TODAY AND YESTERDAY (13 pages total on GODS AND SHAKESPEARE.)
I AM FUCKING DONE.
I get to go to Mexico for a week on the 21sttttt for my birthday. I am turning 21. weirdddddd.
THEN IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL.
THEN I GET MY WISDOM TEETH OUT.
GREAT.
AHAHAHAHAHA BUT HOORAY I AM GETTING A PLUSH ALIEN CHESTBURSTER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THAT THING IS FUCKING GLORIOUS. IT IS LIFE SIZE, MEANING IT IS 4 FEET LONG. AHAHAHAHAHA this is the greatest thing ever created.
The alien and Mexico are the highlights of the summer ahahahaha and they haven't even happened yet ahahaha this is what happens when you work in a mall and go to school during the summer ahahahahaha GRAND.
I have to get up for work in 5 hours. Yesterday I got 4 hours of sleep due to essays and waking up for school and tests.
Also, updates on the NOISY BACKYARD:
- the fucking CHILD is still SCREAMING HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF. EVERY MORNING AT LIKE 7 AM UNTIL EVERY NIGHT AT ABOUT 7 PM. I can't even report his fucking 6 year old disturbing the peace ass because apparently he's allowed to make as much noise as he wants if he's on his property. Not like I would anyway, but F THAAAAAT. Who wants a surprise Slayer concert in my backyard as that child's fucking LULLABY? ME. EVERY DAY.
- I don't know if I said anything about this before, but they also have a loud ass motherfucking barking dog (I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not, oh maaan I'm gangsta)
- It also seems that they have a fucking BABY NOW OR SOMETHING because I heard one crying OR MAYBE THEY ARE PLAYING A TAPE OF ONE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DRIVE ME CRAZY
- One night they had a party until after 3 am. I CANNOT SLEEP AT NIGHT AND I CANNOT SLEEP IN THE MORNING. THAT FUCKING CHILD. HE IS GOING TO DROWN I GUARANTEE IT. THEY LEAVE HIM ALONE IN THE BACKYARD WITH A POOL. First lesson of parenting....
- The man that INCESSANTLY MOWED THE LAWN IN THE DARK is now BUILDING THE CHILD A SWINGSET or some shit which means HAMMERS DAY IN DAY OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- AHAHAHA I'm actually laughing at the ridiculousness of all of this
- CONSTRUCTION IN THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE.
- CONSTRUCTION IN THE BACK OF THE HOUSE.
So basically they are so so so so so fucking loud at all times of the day.
I wish it wouldn't make me look fucking insane if I screamed out my window at that family. SHUT YOUR KID UP. SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP. HERE IS WHAT IT IS LIKE LIVING NEXT TO YOU: AHHHHHHHH WOOF HAMMER HAMMER CONSTRUCTION HAMMER I AM SCREAMING HELLO I AM 6 BARK BARK AHHHHHHHHHH MOM PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL HAVE TO KEEP SCREAMING BARK BARK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAMMER HAMMER CONSTRUCTION MOWING THE LAWN HELLO I AM THE DAD I PROBABLY HAVE KILLED A MAN BARK MOWING THE LAWN LAME 40 YEAR OLD'S PARTY BOB SEGER HAMMER HAMMER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLO WE ARE THE PAIN IN THE DICK FAMILY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING GENESIS GREATEST HITS WOOF WOOF.
Also I don't want to yell at them because I am afraid that the dad is a murderer for his lawn mowing ways.
current mood: annoyed
current music: and tired
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Friday, August 6th, 2004
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1:10 am - Good Review!
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"The Play "THE BIG FIGHT" is absolutely original, clever and hilarious. Mohamed Ali
would have been proud of the ingenious plot and passion for a good fight!"
This was written by some guy on the "Critic's Board" on the Summerworks site. I have no idea who he is though. Also, you guys are the first play to actually get a review hahaha
Norm and I came to see you guys tonight ahahaha it was hilarious. The best part in the entire thing was the fat man's horse sweater.
Also I will have you know that there was some guy in the audience who was laughing SO HARD at EVERYTHING. I think it might have been someone in Brendon's family because he thought that guy was HILARIOUS.
I think we might come see it againnnn with Norm's friends... or something.
current mood: amused
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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
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12:29 am
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So because I had a million people opening and closing my front door this Saturday, I have 6000000000000000000000 bugs in my house.
Just now I almost put my face into a spider (meaning it was hanging down and I almost walked into it)
Also, there is the MOST DISGUSTING BIG BLACK MOTH in my house and I am so afraid of it. I seriously fear that insects will find their way into my head. Actually, I have noticed lately that I have about the same amount of irrational fears as the amount of bugs that are currently in my house.
BUT WHO WOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF A MOTH THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
IT SERIOUSLY DOES.
current mood: scared
current music: Probot - Access Babylon
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